It’s 7.30am Thursday, I’m laying in bed with my large 42″ computer screen on thinking about…
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Category: comedy
Review: Sick of it, all you lonely people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXTy5ZuRhkE Watching a new Pommie ‘comedy’ tonight (via a questionable website) called “Sick Of It”. (wiki info) Sadly I identify with the gloomy, dry witted, character ‘Karl’. (actors real name Karl Pilkington) that can’t move on from a prior love. I first watched Karl a year back in “An idiot abroad” where he was a tourist in backward third world commie shit holes like China. At the end of season 1, episode 3, of ‘Sick of It’ I watched tonight, they played the above oldie outro from the band, ‘America’…
Read MoreThe ‘comedic art’ of being a ‘socially accepted racist pig’
TV Review: Tax funded ABC “Black Comedy” program is back for another season reminding whites they’re scum because of the last 230+ years. Same ABC loves racist commie China buying the place up. If the place is stolen, then China is buying stolen goods – but ABC is OK with that. Common sense doesn’t apply when you’re a racist pig. WARNING: The following lesson should not be tried by white people. If you’re anyone else, then read on and learn how to be a socially acceptable racist pig, financed by…
Read MoreI’m rolling in the money this week, and it’s only Tuesday
Usually I make about 16 cents for the whole week (inflation on the old rusting mower metal in the backyard) … but the past Sunday (3 days ago) I accidental clicked on one of the Google adverts on this site. Checked today, and 55 cents for one click is showing at the Google cashboard. Took ages to get my Adsense account approved (Seinfeld sites about nothing usually don’t) so over to the Google forums I went to admit my sin and seek forgiveness. A friendly Googler assured me that my…
Read MoreInsane Pommie Furze and his spinning knife belt of death
#colinfurze #knifebelt I don’t watch his videos much any-more, as they haven’t been as dangerous as his earlier Youtube career videos … until now. Bomb belts are so yesterday. How about a belt of spinning chief’s knives? Hahahaha … this one made me laugh this morning … what a right royal dick head (aka ‘bell end’ in Furze’s English) you are Mr Colin Furze 🙂 Bit odd Youtube allowing under 18’s to watch this though.
Read MoreTate’s delusion: His twisted delusions on us all
I remember voting for a local Mayor that pre-election promised he’d sack the non-elected CEO (ex-Victorian “demon” AFL player) of the CORPORATION trading under the CORPORATE name “GOLD COAST CITY COUNCIL” Seems like a life time ago, yet the same Mayor Tate is still in … as is the same CEO Dickson. While free-loading in the kitchen (shed was out of coffee and Jesus Juice) last night, Mum read a headline off the net about Tate wanting to bury folks in the Broadwater. WTF? I had to look that up…
Read MoreQuick message to my much beloved web site hackers.
Dear a-hole hackers (or bots that some how beat the ‘honey pot’ trap and captcha tests) … first up, thank you for making me … or rather the website feel special by coming here every day and caring. Secondly, it makes me sad reading updates about your failures. Your father touch you? Your dry titted mother use ‘milk dogs’ to feed you? You enjoying the 24 hour lock outs? Yeah but then you just change IP’s … then I just ban your whole IP range. Yellow son, you need to…
Read MoreReview: Russell ‘Cringe’ Coight Season 03 … so far.
I was excited when hearing the news a couple months back, that Russell Coight (Australian Bloke that makes Superman look like Freddie Mercury in a sissy frock) was coming back for another season on the telly (Aussie slang for ‘idiot box’) …. but I only just today caught up with the first three new season 3 episodes. Geez Russ, all I can say is, thanks for the nap. Every gag …. balls squashed or zapped in
Read MoreAustralian PM Turnbulls’s African mate Zuma wants to “shoot” white crackers.
Jeezz I get a laugh when tax funded wankers like Goldman Sachs Malcolm Turdball (sicop) preach tolerance in Australia … while his African mate in this video sings about killing whitties like him. Pure Twilight Zone. But it’s OK…
Read MoreBetoota Bullshit: 530,000+ Aussie’s love being duped with fake news
“News the way you’d like it” Truthful? Yes please. I’m a bloke with a pretty good sense of humour, and love parody websites … but this Betoota Advocate bullshit I came across today is *ucking awful. Three clowns thought it would be funny creating a legit looking “news” website, but filling it with spoof stories. I’m down with that. Many years ago (circa 2002) I used to write fake crap at TheSpoof.com After 10 minutes on the Betoota site today, I started dozing off. No giggles…not even a pity chuckle.…
Read MoreReview: Love Island (not in) Australia
Bored stupid last week, I caved in and downloaded the pilot episode of “Idiocracy” (movie) meets “Big Brother” (TV programming for morons that like strangers watching them defecate) Nah, they call the Channel 9 program, “Love Island Australia” Turns out the Island is in Spain, but anyway … 10 minutes in and it was *ucking awful .. cringe level 10/10 … butt butt butts everywhere, but then an Irish voice over guy that also knew the “reality show” was shit, started running my style of banter over top of that…
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