Golden showers and Elon Musk’s 60 satellites beaming down

#ucking weirdo #ElonMusk and his #SpaceX coven are giving astronomers the shits today. Supposedly his conga-line-of-satellites (above) are blocking their view of Einstein’s black holes. He has all that money for all that, yet won’t fly through the Van Allen belt and set up a Motel on the moon too?

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#BoycottIndonesia – Why I don’t pay tax or go on Bali holidays

#boycottIndonesia An Indonesian man who fainted as he was being whipped for pre-marital sex today was revived to receive the rest of his punishment [100 more beatings] before being rushed to hospital. Daily Mail 06/12/19 Gee, looks like I’ll have to spend my saved up ‘cans for cash’ money on a Gold Coast holiday instead.

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Review: ‘Containers For Cash’ Gold Coast, Australia

Ya know the feeling when you couldn’t be bothered working 30 minute for a quick $50 repair job, yet somehow ya have the energy to run around the yard like a clown looking for old cans and bottles to make 10c each from? Maybe not. Ow anyway, it was a good excuse to go for a drive and see how the bush fire smoke is going. Darn Ashmore was real smokey and I couldn’t see the Gold Coast Hinterland. Here’s my second trip to the Ashmore ‘Containers For Cash’. There’s…

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ABBA and death defying ‘Team Leave Me’ downhill skateboarding

Just watched a short clip-of these ‘Team Leave Me’ downhill skateboarding guys on 7news and I had to see a bit more. Illegally riding skateboards downhill just doesn’t seem so bad while ABBA is playing in the background. I gotta give these young dickheads some credit for at least having good taste in music.

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Southport to Broadbeach Night Panorama Free Wallpaper

When I get bored, I either get on the booze and play bad guitar, or grab a camera and go looking for stuff to photograph. It was going to be a booze and bad guitar night, but while at Dan’s in Southport picking up the plonk, I took a wrong back street and ended up…

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Review: Russell ‘Cringe’ Coight Season 03 … so far.

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I was excited when hearing the news a couple months back, that Russell Coight (Australian Bloke that makes Superman look like Freddie Mercury in a sissy frock) was coming back for another season on the telly (Aussie slang for ‘idiot box’) …. but I only just today caught up with the first three new season 3 episodes. Geez Russ, all I can say is, thanks for the nap. Every gag …. balls squashed or zapped in

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Rooftopper LCD Test: If your stomach doesn’t churn you need a bigger screen

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While catching up on the UK TV series (I watch it online) “Our Guy in Russia” today, Guy, (the guys name in the guy show about the guy, is Guy .. haha) visited Russian “Rooftoppers”. The Rooftoppers do what their name suggests – amazing very high up dangerous death defying performances … OK stupid bloody illegal stunts to impress folks to pay them monkey money for risking their lives. I’m OK with that, but if they fall and land on innocent people and kill them … and or the janitor…

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