Life In Australia: Brisbane 1966

Gee, 1966, I was still half sperm, half egg … well, a full sperm … doing laps looking for an egg to call my own. Or was I an egg waiting for a sperm to bite me on the ass? Geez, how did we swimmers know we needed to find an egg? How did my egg side know I needed to be bitten? Maybe my egg side was raped? Were there afternoon egg finding and swimming classes back in the sack? Anyways, trawling through my new favourite Youtube channel ……

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$80B ocean coffins and Asian food overtaking Australia

While slowly taking over whole provinces suburbs like Box Hill, ‘they’ are taking over in Australian restaurants too. Some chief wankers with the help of the Daily Mail, have declared… For years, the humble meat pie, the Chiko roll and hamburger with beetroot have vied for the coveted title of Australia’s national dish. But now, meals like grilled barramundi, laksa soup and spaghetti alle vongole are overtaking these Australian classics in popularity, according to esteemed chefs. The Australian palate has become more accustomed to exotic flavours, especially from Asian cuisines,…

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#WW3 and rumours of wars, but be not alarmed Matthew

Iran has fired more than a dozen ballistic missiles at two Iraqi bases housing [Australian and] American troops in a revenge attack for the U.S. drone strike that killed a top Iranian general. DM Phase II just happened – Iran took Donny’s bait and bombed Aussies and Americans in Iraq. As if SloMo’s not busy enough with bushfires – a Donny lecture is looming that’ll ask us to send more Aussie troops (3,000 reservists are fighting fires at the moment) to the Middle-East to die in his WW3 project. 2011…

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#Bushfires #Australia #Trump #Iran #WW3 We always giveth but never receiveth.

@realDonaldTrump We’re having fire trouble in Aust & can’t afford to buy planes & helicopters to tackle the issue. We tax payers have spent billion$ helping U$ invade the Middle East since 2003. How about sending us free fire fighting planes in return? Thanks. Have fun with WW3 pic.twitter.com/ZyxpbzP862 — AustraliaMatters.org (@aussiematters) January 5, 2020 I wish I knew how much Australian tax payers have spent on wages, bombs, bullets and all the war machinery we’ve sent to the other side of the planet since 2003.

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Two Aussie NSW Fire-fighters die in truck accident

#bushfires #bushfiresnsw #scomo Volunteers Andrew O’Dwyer, 36, and Geoffrey Keaton, 32, were killed on Thursday evening when their truck rolled off the road after hitting a fallen tree at Buxton, south of Sydney. Their colleagues were seen sharing embraces and wiping away tears at Horsley Park Rural Fire Brigade in Sydney on Friday. Daily Mail Meanwhile, our great leader is on holidays in Hawaii.

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