Category: comedy

Silly customer wastes $400+ for new clutch on $20 death trap

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While looking for videos on how to change a Mazda 121 clutch, (I’ve never done a front wheel drive before) only one close, a 626, came up. The mechanic dude sounds like a Canadian sandal n socks wearing chats fan, although his Rusty Belt Auto channel says USA. From the start (funny sounding Canadian accent) he’s pissed off with the customer (not there) and the car … walks around it showing how rusted and worthless it is. $20+ at the scarp yard.

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$80B ocean coffins and Asian food overtaking Australia

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While slowly taking over whole provinces suburbs like Box Hill, ‘they’ are taking over in Australian restaurants too. Some chief wankers with the help of the Daily Mail, have declared… For years, the humble meat pie, the Chiko roll and hamburger with beetroot have vied for the coveted title of Australia’s national dish. But now, meals like grilled barramundi, laksa soup and spaghetti alle vongole are overtaking these Australian classics in popularity, according to esteemed chefs. The Australian palate has become more accustomed to exotic flavours, especially from Asian cuisines,…

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Golden showers and Elon Musk’s 60 satellites beaming down

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#ucking weirdo #ElonMusk and his #SpaceX coven are giving astronomers the shits today. Supposedly his conga-line-of-satellites (above) are blocking their view of Einstein’s black holes. He has all that money for all that, yet won’t fly through the Van Allen belt and set up a Motel on the moon too?

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