Witch tells Australia “get #ucked”, morticians mourning for more dead, schools pushing trans-genderbread, UN blank cheques

Witch tells Australia to “get #ucked” A vile immature woman that played a “witch” in the Harry Potter witchcraft indoctrination programming, has been a real life witch dumping shit on the Gold Coast this week Australians reacted on social media, and the witch replied with “get #ucked” She and her girl friend should piss-off back to the UK if they think we suck so much. Mourning Morticians We’ve all heard of “ambulance chasers”, but now there’s ‘corpse chasers’ too! Poor buggers of death, are supposedly running out of stiffs because…

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Two person limit now? Looks like I’ll have to join the Centerlink que too.

I’ve lived off $100 (usually less) most weeks the last 10 years, 100% self-sufficient. Many have been joining the dole cue due to joblessness thanks to the Xi Jinping virus. Family members have been trying to get me on the cue too, but I’ve been putting it off because. 1. I haven’t all the up to-date paper work usually needed to join Club-Dole. 2. I know Morrison is borrowing, at interest, all this money from the same farking country that released this BS, and I want no part in helping…

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Gold Coast turds trying for $100 per toilet roll. Covid-19 hates plain old cheap soap

I was in the Ashmore Drakes last Friday afternoon (four days ago) picking up a bag of Zooper Doopers, and noticed the shelves were stocked with everything. Disposable gloves, toilet paper, sprays, everything. No issues what-so-ever, no long cues of weirdos breathing down my neck, or beating staff with sticks. Today while locally scanning Gumtree for toilet paper panic, the above come up.

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Slomo to blame? Aldi’s not so “Authentic” any more Dim Sims

Geez, sick of reading about the BGFV-10130701 (bill gates funded virus) 40 people might have caught in Southport two days ago – maybe focus on something else for a while. I’m an avid Dim Sim eater. 20 years ago the little fish and chip shop across the road from the Nerang Commercial Hotel used to make them just right. I became hooked.

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The Great Australian Fuel Heist continues in 2020

There’s nothing new going on in the Middle East the last two weeks to cause a petrol spike; and it’s midweek and there’s no special holidays. Yesterday I was looking at the online Petrol Spy site and seen bizarre fuel prices spring up like poisonous fungi. It takes a lot to get me off the couch – but the looming $1.74 per litre did it!

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Review: ‘Containers For Cash’ Gold Coast, Australia

Ya know the feeling when you couldn’t be bothered working 30 minute for a quick $50 repair job, yet somehow ya have the energy to run around the yard like a clown looking for old cans and bottles to make 10c each from? Maybe not. Ow anyway, it was a good excuse to go for a drive and see how the bush fire smoke is going. Darn Ashmore was real smokey and I couldn’t see the Gold Coast Hinterland. Here’s my second trip to the Ashmore ‘Containers For Cash’. There’s…

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Christian “tax exempt” radio station now promoting ‘Halloween’

#4CRB Hello again, ice cold Bolsheviks! I had to clean my ears out today after hearing you; a supposed Christian “tax exempt” radio station … promoting ‘Halloween’!! Would Jesus celebrate Halloween too? A time when days are getting shorter-darker, while in Australia in October 2019, days are getting longer-lighter? Do you fricking red idiots even know up from down?

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