Dear PM Morrison, I hope you’re well rested after your Hawaiian holiday. New crisis this week, bat virus is killing people. You have 5 minutes to spare? The plan is simple. STEP 1: IMMEDIATELY stop all travel between Australia and China. STEP 2: see step 1
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What a #ucking cultural marxist clown world I live in. If a male beats a up a female, the male is shamed … and rightfully so. If the same male chops his dick off, puts a dress on and then beats up the same female, what ever pro-noun he becomes, then gets called the … “bravest athlete in history”.
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The guy speaking (Matthew Tye) is an American that has been living in China the last 11 years and is married to a Chinese woman. I’ll take his word for it when he says more than 17 people have died from this new form of SARS. Same SARS the Queensland government is treating like the common cold by making a Brisbane man stay at home, rather take him into a secure bio-hazard facility until cleared.
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Gee, 1966, I was still half sperm, half egg … well, a full sperm … doing laps looking for an egg to call my own. Or was I an egg waiting for a sperm to bite me on the ass? Geez, how did we swimmers know we needed to find an egg? How did my egg side know I needed to be bitten? Maybe my egg side was raped? Were there afternoon egg finding and swimming classes back in the sack? Anyways, trawling through my new favourite Youtube channel ……
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Fat bloated page with eight silly short videos. After an hour searching through Reddit today these made me laugh most…
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On Y-tube looking for safe ways to disarm a LiPo battery … then this on the side-preview area caught my eye… Complete waste of time, but for a small engine monkey like myself it was interesting to watch. Dude turns an old car AC (air conditioning) compressor unit into a 3 cylinder, 2 stroke engine. I knew about inlet and exhaust ports, but never really gave ‘transfer ports’ and
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Welcome to the year of perfect vision, 20/20 Not so perfect vision Samsung stock holders have forked out for a device that looks doomed, screwed, chewed from the start.
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What do babies, cats, bushfires, Celeste Barber, Tony Abbott and storks have in common?
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Iran has fired more than a dozen ballistic missiles at two Iraqi bases housing [Australian and] American troops in a revenge attack for the U.S. drone strike that killed a top Iranian general. DM Phase II just happened – Iran took Donny’s bait and bombed Aussies and Americans in Iraq. As if SloMo’s not busy enough with bushfires – a Donny lecture is looming that’ll ask us to send more Aussie troops (3,000 reservists are fighting fires at the moment) to the Middle-East to die in his WW3 project. 2011…
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What can I say. I was hoping this mob in power would’ve made a mockery of Fabian Shorten and Albaneses by now – yet the so called ‘conservatives’ are eating their own from the top down.
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Tonight the DM posted a story about ‘Meat Loaf’ bragging about being a fat-assed “sex god”… What? Bit disappointed. Geez, from afar after 12am while really pissed, I like some of his songs … bat out of hell … but who is this guy? Off to Wikipedia for a look …
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