Welcome to the year of perfect vision, 20/20 Not so perfect vision Samsung stock holders have forked out for a device that looks doomed, screwed, chewed from the start.
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What do #babies, #cats, #bushfires, Celeste Barber and Tony Abbott have in common?
What do babies, cats, bushfires, Celeste Barber, Tony Abbott and storks have in common?
Read More#WW3 and rumours of wars, but be not alarmed Matthew
Iran has fired more than a dozen ballistic missiles at two Iraqi bases housing [Australian and] American troops in a revenge attack for the U.S. drone strike that killed a top Iranian general. DM Phase II just happened – Iran took Donny’s bait and bombed Aussies and Americans in Iraq. As if SloMo’s not busy enough with bushfires – a Donny lecture is looming that’ll ask us to send more Aussie troops (3,000 reservists are fighting fires at the moment) to the Middle-East to die in his WW3 project. 2011…
Read More#Bushfires #Australia #Trump #Iran #WW3 We always giveth but never receiveth.
@realDonaldTrump We’re having fire trouble in Aust & can’t afford to buy planes & helicopters to tackle the issue. We tax payers have spent billion$ helping U$ invade the Middle East since 2003. How about sending us free fire fighting planes in return? Thanks. Have fun with WW3 pic.twitter.com/ZyxpbzP862 — AustraliaMatters.org (@aussiematters) January 5, 2020 I wish I knew how much Australian tax payers have spent on wages, bombs, bullets and all the war machinery we’ve sent to the other side of the planet since 2003.
Read MoreCreepy #ScoMo and Army-Navy finally arrive (for photo op’s)
What can I say. I was hoping this mob in power would’ve made a mockery of Fabian Shorten and Albaneses by now – yet the so called ‘conservatives’ are eating their own from the top down.
Read MoreDumb dog dumb snake and dumb chicken walk into a pub
Proof evolution is a myth. Yes I know snakes can’t ‘walk’ into a pub … and it’s actually a roster not a hen. Nothing much funny on Reddit today, so nothing much funny below. Dumb snake playing dead,
Read MoreFrom Marvin to Michael to never the twain shall Meat Loaf
Tonight the DM posted a story about ‘Meat Loaf’ bragging about being a fat-assed “sex god”… What? Bit disappointed. Geez, from afar after 12am while really pissed, I like some of his songs … bat out of hell … but who is this guy? Off to Wikipedia for a look …
Read More2020 at last, yippiee, err, well, anyways
2020 at last, yippiee, err, well, anyways. I don’t know what all the celebrating is about, as each year seems to be worse than the last… Three cheers to a new year of increased rent, fuel, electricity prices, climate, droughts, gang crime, towns like Box Hill swapped by communists, corrupt
Read MoreNot-my-ex Sydney Watson and Melbourne Christmas Day bashing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UmfCm82Mdc Australian, Sydney Watson – not sure what she’s on about … too busy looking at her head. With a few chest freckles, slight second chin and curly hair, she’d pass for an ex-GF.
Read MoreGolden showers and Elon Musk’s 60 satellites beaming down
#ucking weirdo #ElonMusk and his #SpaceX coven are giving astronomers the shits today. Supposedly his conga-line-of-satellites (above) are blocking their view of Einstein’s black holes. He has all that money for all that, yet won’t fly through the Van Allen belt and set up a Motel on the moon too?
Read MoreI’m 50 and my own mother will let me go to the pub!
#Ireland -Title is a play on the previous post, I’m 6 and my own mother won’t let me go to the pub. It’s a bugger being half Irish (and half Pom) and never having ever been to Ireland. (yet) Next best thing, full screen and volume up watching Arú play at that rowdy Thatch Bar.
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