The good, the bad, the ugly 2020
When images really are worth a thousand words.
No masks on, so why bother? New pair of gloves for each person she shakes hands with? I doubt it. Queen
All gone! No photos of the dickheads using them on their “hands” yet.
THE DUNNY PAPER
So much for the baby milk powder panic the last few years.
That fat guy would easily go through two rolls per day.
Cruel overseas people with fancy dunnys that use water jets to wash their cracks … are now picking on Aussies.
I’ve been using this Aldi kitchen paper to wipe my ass for years. One square folded 4 ways is a ripper. Wipes thick grease off a BBQ OK.
I ran out and needed more. No rush, who else is going to wipe their ass on BBQ paper?
So I laid in until 3pm today reading all the funny panic BS on the Daily Mail website.
Get there about 3.30pm and nothing left but tissues and BBQ butt paper.
The sight of zombies standing motionless in the Ashmore Aldi aisle staring … trying to make their minds up to either grab these kitchen towels or the still abundant boxes of tissues to wipe their zombie butts with, really is a sight I want to forget.
Pricks nicked all the regular plain UHT 1lt milk too. (I use them for cups of tea and hang over cures)
Bloody BGFV-10130701 (bill gates funded virus) stuffing up my pleasant Aldi shopping experience today.
Ow, no bloody Dim Sims either! The zombies got them too!!!!
Ran into Drakes to get another bag of Zopper Doopers. (so irate, I forgot to look for Dimsims)
Shit, just spent $9 at Aldi for 24 snags, yet Drakes have them 1kg on special for $5 this week. Bugger, not enough freezer space.
Grabbed 5KG of washed spuds for $4 instead.
I hate shopping among dunny paper zombies.