Ya know the feeling when you couldn’t be bothered working 30 minute for a quick $50 repair job, yet somehow ya have the energy to run around the yard like a clown looking for old cans and bottles to make 10c each from? Maybe not. Ow anyway, it was a good excuse to go for a drive and see how the bush fire smoke is going. Darn Ashmore was real smokey and I couldn’t see the Gold Coast Hinterland. Here’s my second trip to the Ashmore ‘Containers For Cash’. There’s…
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Scientists working on more convenient way to kill Australian population
#whitegenocide #chaseddown #nwo #kalergi A new monthly birth control pill that slowly releases hormones over 29 days could replace the daily doses taken by millions of women worldwide -DailyMail read more Ow the headache of having to take a single pill everyday so-as-to not get pregnant after the local football team goes through you…. ow girls, what a chore that must be. I just want my orgasms! Good news girls! The humanist friendly white coats are working on making the ‘new world order’ depopulation plan even easier. Just one pill…
Read MoreWho Ate my Sausage? ‘Bunch of Snitches’ reboot
#bunchofsnitches This has to be CGI? The dogs mouths change shape in a few shots … but I still can’t stop laughing at the poor little guy getting the blame. I’m surprised the Reddit (((jazz hands))) social justice warriors haven’t started an anti-racist campaign…
Read MoreNew shitty Russian fire-fighting method – Tranny demands gynecologist checks balls – Hindus beat buffaloes to death
#madworld #idiocracy Cheap BMW at the insurance auditions coming soon … it’ll be the one parked outside two blocks away…
Read MoreJust bought a gun to quell the Asian invasion!!!
Those Asian flicking house geckos are driving me bonkers… 12am, 1am, 2am, 3am, you name it, am and pm!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDXvEkEJRDE If they aren’t rooting each other in front of me, then they’re keeping me awake at night. WAR has been declared! I need to quell this Asian invasion…
Read MoreReally Really Big Nipples of the Future
I don’t usually watch TV anymore (fake news crap) let alone cartoons … but in 1993 I fell in love with a horny toad called Mrs Big Head and Spunky, the little dog … that ironically looks like the dog we have now days. Downloaded the whole old 1993 series of Rocko’s Modern Life cartoon (archive.org) a few days ago after seeing a new movie of the same came out this year. Only up to season 1 episode 5 tonight (not the one above) and the first appearance of Really…
Read MoreWhat the duck is ASMR? More proof the worlds gone mad!
An annoying crazy guitar playing Youtube dude I watch sometimes … when really bored, lost the plot this week while watching real life Idiocracy Movie BS going on called ‘ASMR’ 2505? The insanity is already here!
Read MoreHere’s why no one goes surfing in India – try getting in the water without standing on land mines
Bloody Indian ‘webmaster’ email spammer, spamming again today even after sending him video links yesterday of his mates drinking cow urine. I needed something new to send, and the gods of Youtube provided … I still can’t stop laughing after an hour reading the Youtube commnets … why the frick don’t they wade into the water and at least
Read MoreInvasion of the Mozzies – Gold Coast
Fricking mozzies around the Gold Coast the last two weeks after the rain are driving me bonkers. I refuse to wear chemical repellents as that crap breaches the skin and gets into the blood stream mucking up my alcohol levels. What I need to do is, find the prick in this video running ‘The Park’, and take him out for creating so many bloody mosquitoes.
Read MoreHuman Taxidermy – Just For Laughs
Human Taxidermy – JFL’s High end Youtube Prank channels (Tom Mabe, Dennis Roady, Roman Atwood etc.) seem to be dying out, or dead (got the money and run dead, not literally dead) Those still around only seem to knock out a good one every seven or so that make
Read MoreQuick easy free way to cut down on porn spam emails
My Thunderbird email client has 23 different email accounts in it for various websites and purposes. A few are with my ISP, some with Gmail, Hotmail … some with Yahoo, Live and the rest with my own websites. Without fail, I was getting 30+ slut spams per day from those cow urine drinking…
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