#ucking weirdo #ElonMusk and his #SpaceX coven are giving astronomers the shits today. Supposedly his conga-line-of-satellites (above) are blocking their view of Einstein’s black holes. He has all that money for all that, yet won’t fly through the Van Allen belt and set up a Motel on the moon too?
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I’m 6 and my own mother won’t let me go to the pub!
#Ireland #funny #pub “It’s my weekend off”! Hahaha, she sounds like a 21 year old trapped in a 6 year olds body.
Read MoreWhen ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Mumbai, the beach toilet
They have a space program, but can’t build toilets. More useless triva: ‘Bombay’ was
Read MoreThe infamous Lil Wayne guitar solo
#lilwayne #guitarfail Why Lil Wayne, why? After a late night on the booze thinking all sounded good, it’s
Read MoreKangaroo, Cat and Magpie walk into a Western Australia pub…
I had to rub my eyes a few times after this…
Read MorePasta Eating Race – Kid vs Dog
#pasta #funnydogs Hahahaha the scissors …
Read MoreBin Chickens – Australia’s Unsung Heroes
Just Youtubed (boring day) ‘bin chickens’ and seen this. Longest 1.34 I’ve ever watched.
Read MoreBig Bird – One of life’s most important questions solved
#bigbird I never thought about it until seeing it on Reddit today. I thought he was a real bin chicken. Jeez, there
Read MoreIdiocracy was a documentary – idiot pitied by a Chimp
#idiocracy via Gfycat You know the film ‘Idiocracy’ is a documentary when even a Chimp…
Read MoreStarTrek with camera stabilizer – how the original was really done
#StarTrek Star Trek with camera stabilizer Kinda looks stupid after seeing how it was really done.
Read More#BoycottIndonesia – Why I don’t pay tax or go on Bali holidays
#boycottIndonesia An Indonesian man who fainted as he was being whipped for pre-marital sex today was revived to receive the rest of his punishment [100 more beatings] before being rushed to hospital. Daily Mail 06/12/19 Gee, looks like I’ll have to spend my saved up ‘cans for cash’ money on a Gold Coast holiday instead.
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