Category: feature

Aussie babies going without because of Chinese grannies?

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granny love milk

Over the years since the end of the one child policy, stocks of baby milk formula in China have been low to nil … or deadly. Plan B. buy up safe baby milk powder from foreign countries. Australia is one of the targeted countries. Chinese citizens visiting and living in Australia, are cleaning out our supermarkets and sending our supplies back to commie China where it’s then  on-sold at exorbitant prices to dry tittied mothers. Today while trying to find the ‘human placenta Chinese restaurant’ video I watched a few…

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Dang, after three years of doubt I’m now a ‘Flyboard Air’ believer

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Flyboard Air

It’s been three years or so since I first seen a French guy standing on a tiny jet powered platform, supposedly flying around at 150km. All the past videos of this French guy, I one way or another ended up coming across, were so polished that they looked fake. The polished videos looked like they were filmed at midday when shadows were minimal and hard to see. Most videos were always over water, yet hardly ever any visible water disturbance was seen from the supposed seven mini jet engines. There…

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How to gamble $40 and beat the Casino, Guaranteed!

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australian money

Being the broke guy I am, I shudder when I find out I need to spend money on anything that’s not food or booze. My dammed car battery dropped it’s guts last week. New cheap assed pissy ones at Super Cheap Auto (SCA) start at $117. Last time I checked their site a few years back, they had new ones for $50 and 6 month warranties. No way was I paying $117+ just for a battery. The whole car only cost me $250. (1993 model worth $16,000 new) Plan A,…

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War is (still) a (immature) racket

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Why do we still war?

Courier Mail ran a story today about Russian submarines in our Pacific region. Personally I have no issue with Russia … It’s the drills they run with commie China that grabs my attention. Then again, Russia hates NATO building themselves up around Russia … yet here they are basing  subs (and whatever else) in our Pacific region. Usually folks in the heavily moderated Couriermail comment section (unlike the free flowing RT.com comments section) waffle on about how one side will beat the other … and or go on about the…

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Review: Love Island (not in) Australia

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Love Island Australia Justin 46,XY?

Bored stupid last week, I caved in and downloaded the pilot episode of “Idiocracy” (movie) meets “Big Brother” (TV programming for morons that like strangers watching them defecate) Nah, they call the Channel 9 program, “Love Island Australia” Turns out the Island is in Spain, but anyway … 10 minutes in and it was *ucking awful .. cringe level 10/10 … butt butt butts everywhere, but then an Irish voice over guy that also knew the “reality show” was shit, started running my style of banter over top of that…

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Crap!! Gotta Pay to Poo on the “Poo Jogger”

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poo jogger

Takes a lot for the fake news to make me laugh now days, but this did it today. I’m a free member at the Courier Mail website, and get news updates via email. They keep nagging me to pay for a full subscription to see the whole site, but for years I’ve not bothered as usually the same news is found elsewhere for free …  and with less lies. Then this came through today … the poo jogger. I wanted so much to go into that page and hang poo…

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Dinner time with my Australian Kookaburra mates

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kookaburras

An afternoon in Australia isn’t complete (for me anyways) without my three mates turning up for a feed of #aldi mystery meat devon roll. The one in the middle is the parent (mother I think) and the other two, the youngin’s … they are about 2 years old. The parent is very tame – he / she will come inside the CB shack and sit on the bench taking scarps from my hand while I cut the meat up … the other two are still learning about us featherless dinner…

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