Takes a lot for the fake news to make me laugh now days, but this did it today.
I’m a free member at the Courier Mail website, and get news updates via email. They keep nagging me to pay for a full subscription to see the whole site, but for years I’ve not bothered as usually the same news is found elsewhere for free … and with less lies.
Then this came through today … the poo jogger. I wanted so much to go into that page and hang poo on that ass clown, but my free membership won’t let me go in and publicly humiliate him in the comments section.
Maybe I’ll pay for that subscription after all? Nah, flush that thought. #sadness #cantcraponthepoojogger
