Category: review

Betoota Bullshit: 530,000+ Aussie’s love being duped with fake news

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betoota bullshit

“News the way you’d like it” Truthful? Yes please. I’m a bloke with a pretty good sense of humour, and love parody websites … but this Betoota Advocate bullshit I came across today is *ucking awful. Three clowns thought it would be funny creating a legit looking “news” website, but filling it with spoof stories. I’m down with that. Many years ago (circa 2002) I used to write fake crap at TheSpoof.com After 10 minutes on the Betoota site today, I started dozing off. No giggles…not even a pity chuckle.…

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How to gamble $40 and beat the Casino, Guaranteed!

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australian money

Being the broke guy I am, I shudder when I find out I need to spend money on anything that’s not food or booze. My dammed car battery dropped it’s guts last week. New cheap assed pissy ones at Super Cheap Auto (SCA) start at $117. Last time I checked their site a few years back, they had new ones for $50 and 6 month warranties. No way was I paying $117+ just for a battery. The whole car only cost me $250. (1993 model worth $16,000 new) Plan A,…

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Review: Love Island (not in) Australia

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Love Island Australia Justin 46,XY?

Bored stupid last week, I caved in and downloaded the pilot episode of “Idiocracy” (movie) meets “Big Brother” (TV programming for morons that like strangers watching them defecate) Nah, they call the Channel 9 program, “Love Island Australia” Turns out the Island is in Spain, but anyway … 10 minutes in and it was *ucking awful .. cringe level 10/10 … butt butt butts everywhere, but then an Irish voice over guy that also knew the “reality show” was shit, started running my style of banter over top of that…

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