Those Asian flicking house geckos are driving me bonkers…
12am, 1am, 2am, 3am, you name it, am and pm!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDXvEkEJRDE
If they aren’t rooting each other in front of me, then they’re keeping me awake at night.
WAR has been declared! I need to quell this Asian invasion…
The Asian house gecko is not a prohibited or restricted invasive animal under the Biosecurity Act 2014. However, by law, everyone has a general biosecurity obligation (GBO) to take reasonable and practical steps to minimise the risks associated with invasive plants and animals under their control. Govt link
How do I get rid of these little slit eyed buggers?
Nah, tried all that! What now?
6 months of serious research on ‘close quarter’ legal ideas kept leading to two things … cruel sticky glue paper … or a toy gun!
A fricking what, gun?
Many more hours of research went into my final weapon of choice. It had to…
- be cheap
- hold at least 6 rounds (saves getting up off the couch so often)
- have spare bullets
- easy to use with one hand while pissed, half asleep and in close quarters
- be some what accurate 1.5 to 4 meters
- rapid fire
‘Computer One’ came back with the results: “Nerf Disruptor”
Geez, a kids toy?
Ow well, I need sleep – so today I whipped out $15 (2 months aldi rice, soy sauce and frozen veg mix) and got one … and some spare “bullets” (hahaha) from K-Fart, Southport.
Awful sights on these $15 things.
Regardless, getting a constant 1 inch group at 2 meters.
It’s just a matter of time now before the buggers come back out. (they’ve gone all quite since my first practice round)
