Life In Australia: Brisbane 1966

Gee, 1966, I was still half sperm, half egg … well, a full sperm … doing laps looking for an egg to call my own. Or was I an egg waiting for a sperm to bite me on the ass? Geez, how did we swimmers know we needed to find an egg? How did my egg side know I needed to be bitten? Maybe my egg side was raped? Were there afternoon egg finding and swimming classes back in the sack? Anyways, trawling through my new favourite Youtube channel ……

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$80B ocean coffins and Asian food overtaking Australia

While slowly taking over whole provinces suburbs like Box Hill, ‘they’ are taking over in Australian restaurants too. Some chief wankers with the help of the Daily Mail, have declared… For years, the humble meat pie, the Chiko roll and hamburger with beetroot have vied for the coveted title of Australia’s national dish. But now, meals like grilled barramundi, laksa soup and spaghetti alle vongole are overtaking these Australian classics in popularity, according to esteemed chefs. The Australian palate has become more accustomed to exotic flavours, especially from Asian cuisines,…

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Hypothetical – Gilligan’s Troubles in 2020

You’re name is Gilligan, and your tribe consists of 7 on an island the size of Tasmania. Your island is cut off from the rest of the world’s population. Over time your tribe grows from 7, to 70 … 700 to 7,000. As your tribe grows, so do advancements on your island, achieved by you and your tribe. Plenty of food, safe shelter, no wars, no bankers, no tax man. Your tribe, your island, achieves nirvana, paradise, utopia! One day a single foreigner called Mugabe takes a wrong turn in…

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Home-made 3 cylinder 2 stroke motor from AC compressor

On Y-tube looking for safe ways to disarm a LiPo battery … then this on the side-preview area caught my eye… Complete waste of time, but for a small engine monkey like myself it was interesting to watch. Dude turns an old car AC (air conditioning) compressor unit into a 3 cylinder, 2 stroke engine. I knew about inlet and exhaust ports, but never really gave ‘transfer ports’ and

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