I have a secret to tell – and it’s not an easy one to share – I’m now coming out as ‘trans’
All my life I’ve felt alone and that something was wrong with me.
I just didn’t fit in with others while they were going on and on about how wonderful their lives were because of their … Star Signs.
What? That tacky copy paste Daily Mail tabloid site was prattling on about Star Signs again today. They repeat the same crap aboat once per month.
Usually I skip over that BS to the next BS … but with all that trans BS in the news every other day, I thought … hey, why not create a transcalendar too?
My idea is winning in the DM comments…
Doesn’t effect me, as I don’t have a star sign. I’m transcalendar. If we can change genders, then obviously we can change calendars too. My chosen calendar is based on my home brew beer fermenting cycles. -Happy Bob (wink wink)
Supposedly … I’m supposed to be a ‘quite shy Virgo’.
I’m no ‘neat, shy, quite Virgo’ … far from it.
To adjust to my new freedom from pre determined stereotypes, I’m working on a Transcalendar Identity (TCI) that will be based on a “year” of home brewing and required batches.
Currently I don’t have a brewing kit. I don’t eat paper either, yet people still hang those oppressive ‘star sign calendars’ up.
Each batch is 30 litres and takes two weeks to ferment and bottle 24 x 750ml tallies.
At the rate I drink, I need 24 tallies for one week. (1 batch)
Instead of months, I have ‘batches’
52 weeks in the star-sign oppressive “calendar year” means my transcalendar would be based on 4 batches per “month”.
Thus, my Transcalendar Identity (TCI) consists of 48 batches per year.
Each ‘batch’ will be named ‘batch 1’, ‘batch 2’ .. and on.
You’re in month one, 20th of January – I’m in ‘batch 3’ (3/48th’s through the year)
Every 48 ‘batches’ I celebrate my birthday.
It’s not my fault I was born in September!
Providing I don’t kill my liver, this system is fool proof, and I won’t have to live under an oppressive “star sign” system of perceived pre-birth personality traits.