“Cops, spies and all non-health agencies to be banned FOREVER from accessing coronavirus tracing app data in the hope of convincing 40% of Aussies to sign up”. Daily Mail 23/04/20
Today’s main stream DM media headline trying to make us all feel good.
Turnip King let loose in the comments…
Bob and his family spend 14 days self isolating because his kids teacher was sick. First Monday after, the family are clear and Bob goes to the shops for 30 minutes to catch up on the shopping. Few days later on Friday ScoMo sends a text, “Message from INGSOC to inform you that your household must self isolate for 14 days as a shopper on Monday near you has tested positive for CCP-19”
I had to look INGSOC up.
Ow I get the pun, it’s the name of the BB (Big Brother) police state in the ‘1984’ movie.
The Turnip continues…
Another two weeks pass, it’s another Monday, Bob’s twin 15 year old sons are back at school. Both children carry their own smartphones for emergencies and to run the ScoMo app. School has 1.5 distance rule, but not all Bluetooth aerials are designed equally. Both children leave their bags with the other kids bags in the same area during 30 minute math class. Few days later on Friday, both boys show father Bob texts on their phones … “Message from INGSOC to inform you that you must self isolate for 14 days as a fellow student last Monday near you has tested positive for CCP-19”.
When you’ve been told by BB to self-isolate, you better, because they send covid-cops around to do spot checks at our homes now days.
And another two weeks pass, it’s another Monday, Bob’s twin sons, that now love sitting around eating and playing games all day, are sent back to school. Both children deliberately leave their school bags with phone in, next to other kids bags in the same area during 30 minute English class. Few days later on Friday, both boys go to show father Bob their phones. Before he even looks, father Bob breaks down and cries out in pain … “DAM YOU CCP-VIRUS!!! DAM YOU TO HELL!!!”
Poor Bob, stuck at home so long.
While the rest of us non-tracked went to the store, Bob’s home food delivery costs must have been a small fortune.
