Face nappy on, outer the car, trolley in hand after unlocking with an old flat coin battery, into Aldi to buy some tucker. Hardly in the front door… “Hello cOOter”? (my old CB radio name) I turn to see a muzzled lady by the fresh fruit section – my blurry alcohol damaged eyes try to focus in…brain kicks over trying to remember, just by her friendly eyes. Short embarrassing deer in the headlights 8 second pause: Match
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